tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32348861.post115619200094326555..comments2023-09-28T06:16:41.768-07:00Comments on Litgeek Rambles: A Million Dollar Idea!The Geogrehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00841884887406653516noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32348861.post-1156614984520387102006-08-26T10:56:00.000-07:002006-08-26T10:56:00.000-07:00^that's "beat a breath-a-lyzer." (Must have gotte...^that's "beat a breath-a-lyzer." (Must have gotten a bum batch of beer pills.)The Geogrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00841884887406653516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32348861.post-1156614918329725502006-08-26T10:55:00.000-07:002006-08-26T10:55:00.000-07:00Well, the smell of alcohol alone would be on the b...Well, the smell of alcohol alone would be on the breath, but not the smell of beer, or gin, or bourbon, which is what most people smell when they smell a drunk. I'm not saying it would be a breat-a-lyzer, only that it would beat a secretary.<BR/><BR/>You need to have a couple of caps and see what you think again.The Geogrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00841884887406653516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32348861.post-1156434784343035272006-08-24T08:53:00.000-07:002006-08-24T08:53:00.000-07:00Alcohol breath does not originate in the ethanol p...Alcohol breath does not originate in the ethanol passing through the mouth and down the gullet. Alcohol breath originates in the lungs as the ethanol circulates through the bloodstream and is eventually metabolized.<BR/><BR/>In other words, don't try marketing your Everclear capsules as "sniff-safe."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32348861.post-1156426239606923872006-08-24T06:30:00.000-07:002006-08-24T06:30:00.000-07:00Dear Chuck,You're hired. We'll find the contracts...Dear Chuck,<BR/>You're hired. We'll find the contracts and the royalty ...stuff ... just as soon as.... Oh, Monday, give us a call. In the afternoon. Make that in the late afternoon.The Geogrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00841884887406653516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32348861.post-1156291678978624182006-08-22T17:07:00.000-07:002006-08-22T17:07:00.000-07:00Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer ...Do you have feelings of inadequacy? <BR/><BR/>Do you suffer from shyness? <BR/><BR/>Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? <BR/><BR/>If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®. <BR/><BR/>Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. <BR/><BR/>Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. <BR/><BR/>You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. <BR/><BR/>Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. <BR/><BR/>Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®. <BR/><BR/>Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to talk to people about penguins for 20 years.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32348861.post-1156291199615310572006-08-22T16:59:00.000-07:002006-08-22T16:59:00.000-07:00Into my eyes shall you have been looking, d0de of ...Into my eyes shall you have been looking, d0de of great d0deness! Is it one trace of fear you shall have been seeing? Opsy hopsy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32348861.post-1156197783935139512006-08-21T15:03:00.000-07:002006-08-21T15:03:00.000-07:00I find your ideas intriguing, and wish to subscrib...I find your ideas intriguing, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com